The parking ticket guy is always out there. I see him. Driving around in his little enclosed tri-wheel-motor-vehicle-thingy with a pole to mark new cars with white chalk and a pad to write tickets to cars that arrived precisely 120 minutes ago. Every two hours I go outside to move our vehicle. And every two hours he is there. Or, more precisely, just about there. I look at him. He looks at me. And then I screech away in our high powered VW Tiguan. Screech away. He can't keep up. And after driving around the neighborhood for about half an hour I sometimes even find a new spot to park in. Then, two hours later, we resume this game. Tons of fun. I'm telling you. Tons. Of. Fun.
So. We needed a permit. How does one get one of these mysterious permits here in California? With a vehicle registered in California, of course. And how does one register a vehicle in California? First off, with a smog check! Yes! A 2015 model vehicle needs a smog check! Lucky for us, there is a smog check station on every corner here!
Excuse me. Could you please move your junky Bentley and get those Ferraris out of the garage to make room for our Tiguan?